Osama bin Santa

The reason we can't find Osama bin Laden in Afghanistan or Pakistan is due to the fact he's actually hiding out in our local shopping malls. Just as he traveled the caves of S.E. Asia, he wonders from city to city/mall to mall conducting research. Like Bigfoot some people are able to snap pictures of him before he takes off....but also like the myth...many people don't believe even the evidence. He has granades snapped to his belt, carries a radio in the shape of a small army tank in order to keep in touch with those under his command and is sometimes seen with a camera man for on the spot video recordings. Be aware this holiday season.........